The Breakers playing without newly employed Dennis St. Dennis dropped their 2nd consecutive game. Team Yellow brought their dirty style of play to hold onto a 4-3 win. Penalties killed the Breakers in this one and they couldn't find a way to solve the Yellow goalie. Back in the line up for the Breakers was Pauly Dig, Dig scored the third goal for the Boys in Teal. It looks like the boys will be calling on a back up goalie once again this week as Dennis will be working to stop the BP F*** UP!!!! This week they are going to try and stuff all of our empty beer bottles and chicken wings into the hole!!!! Next up the Gargoyels.br>

Eaton Beaver Reporting

Joke of the week:
No Joke this week.

BellBreaker Bylaws:
Bylaws that each team member must follow.
Law 1-1: There are to be no Hillyskillets ordered unless Mr. Hillyskillet Himself is at Club H.(Unless Mr. Hillyskillet is not present for the game.)
Law 1-2: No one will be allowed to wear rival team's apparel inside the locker room or Club H. (Apparently SOMEONE was sporting a Orange FUGNUTS hat)
Law 1-3: No one can touch TTopps 55 gallons of blue cheese during wingy eating time.
Law 1-4: No beer sharing between team mates, even if it is after 2am.
Law 1-5: If someone asks you what time it is in side Club H, You respond "its only 8:30 have another beer."
Law 1-6: No one is allowed to pass the puck to Giddy Long Pants if he has a shot at a break away, The break aways are to be left for Hilly and Rob.
Law 1-7: When the ref asks you to "LEAVE" the game you must turn on the hot water for Dennis and then go to Club H and Order beer and food. This law was passed due do Wally Wings.
Law 1-8: Don't piss off the midget go go dancer, this law applies for TTopps.
Law 1-9: Must change your name to a French Canadian name.
Law 1-10: 10 minutes is the allowable time for "Hockey Talk" with White Board. This applies to Wally Wings.
Law 1-11: Under no circumstance is there allowed to be soap sharing in the showers after the game....ENOUGH SAID.
Law 1-12: If the soap hits the floor DON'T Pick it up unless you still have your hockey pants on!!!
Law 1-13: No soda drinking unless there is alcohol in it or you are trying to sober up to drive home.
Law 1-14: No candy buying of any kind in Club H.
Law 1-15: No old style BellBreakers hat to be worn in Club H.
Law 1-16: When talking to White Board, you have 5 minutes to get the words, "I Rip" out of his mouth.
Law 1-17: Working out of state in say Iowa is not permitted on game day.
Law 1-18: If any player of the organization is out of work, that player must be present at Club H.
Law 1-19: Treat Ref Bulushi with respect, even though he sucks.
Law 1-20:?????