The Breakers beat the short handed Fugnuts and ride a 3 game win streak into the Playoffs. The Playoffs start tonight at the Bell Centere against the Fugnuts. Should be a good game!!br>

Eaton Beaver Reporting

Joke of the week:
A Cop stops a Harley for going faster than the posted speed limit, So he asks the biker his name. "Fred," he replies. "Fred what," he asks. "Just Fred," the man responds. The officer is n a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a break and, write him out a warning. The officer the presses him for the last name. The man tells him that he used to have a last name but he lost it. The officer thinks that he has a nut case on his hands but plays along with it. "Tell me, Fred, how did you lose your last name?" The biker replies,"Its a long story, so stay with me." I was born Fred Johnson. I studied hard and got good grades. When I got older, I realized that I wanted to be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship, residency, and finally got my degree, so I was Fred Johnson, MD. After A while I got bored being a doctor, so I went back to school. Dentistry was my dream! Got all the way through school, got my degree , so I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS. Got bored with dentistry, so I started fooling around with my assistant and she gave me VD, so now I was Fred Johnson, MD, DDS,, with VD. Well the ADA found out about the VD, so they took away my DDS. The I was Fred Johnson, MD, with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred Johnson with VD. Then the VD took away my Johnson, so now I am just Fred." The officer walked away in tears, laughing!!

BellBreaker Bylaws:
Bylaws that each team member must follow.
Law 1-1: There are to be no Hillyskillets ordered unless Mr. Hillyskillet Himself is at Club H.(Unless Mr. Hillyskillet is not present for the game.)
Law 1-2: No one will be allowed to wear rival team's apparel inside the locker room or Club H. (Apparently SOMEONE was sporting a Orange FUGNUTS hat)
Law 1-3: No one can touch TTopps 55 gallons of blue cheese during wingy eating time.
Law 1-4: No beer sharing between team mates, even if it is after 2am.
Law 1-5: If someone asks you what time it is in side Club H, You respond "its only 8:30 have another beer."
Law 1-6: No one is allowed to pass the puck to Giddy Long Pants if he has a shot at a break away, The break aways are to be left for Hilly and Rob.
Law 1-7: When the ref asks you to "LEAVE" the game you must turn on the hot water for Dennis and then go to Club H and Order beer and food. This law was passed due do Wally Wings.
Law 1-8: Don't piss off the midget go go dancer, this law applies for TTopps.
Law 1-9: Must change your name to a French Canadian name.
Law 1-10: 10 minutes is the allowable time for "Hockey Talk" with White Board. This applies to Wally Wings.
Law 1-11: Under no circumstance is there allowed to be soap sharing in the showers after the game....ENOUGH SAID.
Law 1-12: If the soap hits the floor DON'T Pick it up unless you still have your hockey pants on!!!
Law 1-13: No soda drinking unless there is alcohol in it or you are trying to sober up to drive home.
Law 1-14: No candy buying of any kind in Club H.
Law 1-15: No old style BellBreakers hat to be worn in Club H.
Law 1-16: When talking to White Board, you have 5 minutes to get the words, "I Rip" out of his mouth.
Law 1-17: Working out of state in say Iowa is not permitted on game day.
Law 1-18: If any player of the organization is out of work, that player must be present at Club H.
Law 1-19: Treat Ref Bulushi with respect, even though he sucks.
Law 1-20:?????