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Eaton Beaver Reporting

Joke of the week:
If women are so good at multitasking, why can't they have sex and a headache at the same time?

Bonus joke: Why is it that when a woman becomes pregnant all her female friends rub her tummy and say "Congratulations," but none of hem rub the guy's cock and say "Well done"?

BellBreaker Bylaws:
Bylaws that each team member must follow.
Law 1-1: There are to be no Hillyskillets ordered unless Mr. Hillyskillet Himself is at Club H.(Unless Mr. Hillyskillet is not present for the game.)
Law 1-2: No one will be allowed to wear rival team's apparel inside the locker room or Club H. (Apparently SOMEONE was sporting a Orange FUGNUTS hat)
Law 1-3: No one can touch TTopps 55 gallons of blue cheese during wingy eating time.
Law 1-4: No beer sharing between team mates, even if it is after 2am.
Law 1-5: If someone asks you what time it is in side Club H, You respond "its only 8:30 have another beer."
Law 1-6: No one is allowed to pass the puck to Giddy Long Pants if he has a shot at a break away, The break aways are to be left for Hilly and Rob.
Law 1-7: When the ref asks you to "LEAVE" the game you must turn on the hot water for Dennis and then go to Club H and Order beer and food. This law was passed due do Wally Wings.
Law 1-8: Don't piss off the midget go go dancer, this law applies for TTopps.
Law 1-9: Must change your name to a French Canadian name.
Law 1-10: 10 minutes is the allowable time for "Hockey Talk" with White Board. This applies to Wally Wings.
Law 1-11: Under no circumstance is there allowed to be soap sharing in the showers after the game....ENOUGH SAID.
Law 1-12: If the soap hits the floor DON'T Pick it up unless you still have your hockey pants on!!!
Law 1-13: No soda drinking unless there is alcohol in it or you are trying to sober up to drive home.
Law 1-14: No candy buying of any kind in Club H.
Law 1-15: No old style BellBreakers hat to be worn in Club H.
Law 1-16: When talking to White Board, you have 5 minutes to get the words, "I Rip" out of his mouth.